Ring ring! Ring ring!
"Hello?"Pause. Click.
"Hello! I am from the computer maintenance department."Of course I didn't say that, it would have been rude. But I should have. I wish I had.
"Of what?"
"The computer maintenance department for all the people in New Zealand who are online on their computers."
"I am from the fuck off department."
Bloody cold-calling call-centres. They are the new Jehovahs witnessses.
2 comments:
I've had a couple of those calls too. These guys with Indian accents told me they were from Microsoft and needed to remotely access my computer. I told them I didn't have a computer, although the fuck off department one would have also been fun.
and then they need a password or two, and wizzz, 13k disappear in an on-line transaction from your bank account. Or is it only the peps of porrirua who're tha easily taken in?
Yep, place me in the 'f-off' club.
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